Banks ordered to go to army camps
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October 19, 2008 | By Metro Staff Writer | © zimbabwemetro.com ⋅
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The Zimbabwe Military has ordered some banks to go open temporally branches at barracks and camps to pay monthly salaries to the military.
Major General Trust Mugoba, Chief of Staff confirmed the development and said the order was reached after it was realised that they (soldiers) were now spending most of their productive time in bank queues.
“We now have mechanisms to ensure soldiers are not 24 hours looking for cash. We are grateful to the business community – (banks) that have agreed to pay soldiers at barracks. We are putting infrastructure (at stations) and I hope it will work and soon there will be no soldiers in the streets,” he said.
In a related development Radio VOP reported that the Director of Military Intelligence has instructed all members of the military police in Harare to round up soldiers in the city centre and order them into back to their their respective camps.
“The Director of Military Intelligence ordered the military police to go into the city centre and call up all the soldiers roaming in the city centre so that they can be on standby in their respective camps around Harare.
i’ll’ve to agree on this one, am told soldiers are becoming a nuisance at ATMs.
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cracks are starting to show. its a matter of time now bhobho
NHAI BHOBHO
Chaos chaiyo
Haaa ma one chaiwo
it’s not about soldiers queuing all day for cash. it’s abotu cahs not been sifficient for their needs. So what about teachers, farmers 9the few remaining ones anyway), doctors, nurses, lawyers, students in colleges and unis. Don;t they want branches opened at their respective places?
This business of appeasing (or attempting to) soldiers by these half-baked measures such as 9 billion dollar loans a few days before elections is nonsense and will not be lost on the soldiers. Now they are aware that they are all in town and simply take off their uniforms.
The real reason they want soldiers off the streets is because they don;t want them joining the demos which are now only a matter of time. Soldiers are well versed with the art of mobilisation. We’ve seen them marching past in their bright yellow or red shirts (usually during elections when they are used to intimidate voters)
That’s hilarious. Next, there will be banks everywhere. At police, army, postal, a whole range of government departments, man that’s a lot of banks. And then there will huge lines in front of those banks because they’re still waiting for the money to be printed down the road. And when the money arrives, the print is still wet and dripping and useless. It’s just like a sketch out of Monty Python. Oh, let the fun begin. It’s really the beginning of the end Robert.
nhai bhobho dzora mwoyo. Usaitire vana hasha kani nhai bhoho
bona: “BHOBHO”
bhobho: mhaa!
chimbotestaio mabasa a CDE TEBURU TSVINA GWENZI MUPOSTORI
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME SOME COMMENTS
Tsvangi running tingz while robby is being serenaded by grace at home as he watches chatunga playing in the garden. And suddenley a thought hits him.
“Wow what a beautiful woman,
When did that tree grow there?
Chatunga reminds me of myself
when I was a boy.
I never saw Grace in this short skirt before,
She is usually in bed when I get home
and yes even when I leave in the moring.
That skirt!!! mmmm I cannot think straight now
I am so blessed, maiweee zvangu.
I am glad she convinced me to take a day off
for the first time since 1980. It feels like yesterday!
Muzee never wanted to be alone in the office
Is this how Radio 2 sounds, I like that song.
I cant rememer the last time I
felft so at ease chilling with Gire or even Sally
If leo comes back from the shops
he can dance to that song while
I laugh out loud again
Aaaaaaaaaagh what happy times”
Then he sends for his buttler
and says
“Enda uno vaudza, (then he pauses as he usually does with his eyes flicking behind the glasses)
Kuti from now on I will be working from Home.”
“Hongu shefu” he shouts as he dashes out of the veranda.
“Zondi! Iwe Zondi!”
“Dzoka”
Bob shouts frantically realising the tragic error he was about to make.
“Enda uno vaudza, (then he pauses as he usually does with his eyes flicking behind the glasses)
Kuti (then he pauses as he usually does with his eyes flicking behind the glasses)
HANDICHADZOKI ZVACHOSE!!!.”
Six moths later at a secrete location,
Grace is meeting with the top CIA agent and Condie Rice
The last words went somthing like this
Condie: Girl you are so bad, that took long but the end result is good.
CIA Agent: I cant beleive he is away fishing and writing poetry in Zi-vhi-mba!
Condie: Can I borrow the skirt
Grace: No girl I still need it for when he comes back
Condie: Anyway here are your swiss bank details $500 000 000 has been wired there. Thank you for a Job well done.