Recently, a man in the U.K. asked a prostitute to take his 14 year old son’s virginity. One small problem – the hooker turned out to be an undercover cop and the father was arrested. Oops.

The incident occurred last year in Notthingham’s red light district where the man, a Polish national, allowed his son to pick out a hooker from the group of women standing at the side of the road. After propositioning the prostitute and negotiating the fee down from 25 pounds to 20 pounds (about $30 US), the wayward dad was arrested by plainclothes officers.

Last Friday, the father was handed a 10 month prison sentence, suspended for one year. The judge said he wasn’t sending the dad, who was unnamed, to jail because he believed he meant no harm to his son. While dad is escaping jail, he does have to sign on to the sex offenders register for five years. Let’s also hope the father has saved up some money for his son’s future psychotherapy bills.

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