Professor Jonathan Nathaniel Moyo’s explosives over Botswana’s deportation of Caeser Zvayi, a Mugabe loyalist and one of the most recent listings of the European Union (EU) sanctions against the Zimbabwean terrorist regime can only be described as most unfortunate and too childish for a professor of political science.

When Mugabe deported Professor Shadreck Guto of the University of Zimbabwe Faculty of Law, for dubious reasons, Moyo opted for a “splendid silence”. And no regional bilateral relations were of concern to Zimbabwe as is with Botswana over Zvayi and, may be, the equally over-zealous Gabriel Chaibva as well. Keeping the two characters in Botswana, and Moyo himself, would not be very different from habouring the Al Queda.

Jonathan Moyo is a man whose tongue knows no boundaries, and, is ever ready to over-impress he who pays the piper. In Moyo, lies a highly disorderly whimsical thinker and ruthless opportunist who would stop at anything to propagate self-interest. Moyo, himself a victim of Mugabe’s brutish, nasty and primitive rule mourned his way to ZANU PF’s rubbish dump site when his tyrant boss unceremoniously off-loaded him a few years ago due to the out-comes of his terribly uncalculating tongue. His credibility has failed to stand the test of the times. In his struggle to catalyse his resurrection from the Mugabe dump site he has shamelessly climbed on President Seretse Khama Ian Khama with his stinky toes and fingers.

He does all this with the aim of distorting democratic discourses to keep Mugabe violently and illegitimately hinging on to power against the will of those who democratically rejected him, by either hook or crook. Moyo is visibly a highly unprincipled man with zero conscience who runs, waffles, sings and dances more than others do, even if his path leads to the midst of a grave yard.

Moyo is a multi-faceted man, one time he plays a committed advocate of democracy, the other time he is a true angel of darkness, and very swift and competent in getting angry on behalf of Mugabe. His greatest challenge now is to waffle his way out of the political dust-bin back to Mugabe’s heart for hand-outs.

One wonders as to how Mugabe would competently govern Zimbabwe with multi-degreed idiots, who tend to gather more idiocy the higher they go with their studies coupled with experience. Idiots of Moyo’s kind would counsel the head of state to keep more people than goats as propagated in his out-burst against Botswana! He accuses Botswana of keeping more goats than people alleging that, that could be the cause of what he calls leadership deficiency.This explains Zimbabwe’s chronic food shortages due to the prevalence of voodoo economics. Severe food shortages create a malnourished, inevitably, very corrupt greed-driven leadership.

These are the conditions that brought about Mugabe’s George Orwell “animal farm” type of governance. Moyo advances the argument that Botswana suffers good leadership deficiencies because goats out-number people. This is professorial madness! In Botswana, after Festus Mogae, Mugabe had seen a potential partner-in-crimes against humanity in Khama. Jonathan Moyo’s quick tongue and his poorly and hurriedly calculated political manouvres, have, inevitably, transformed a would be high profile political scientist to a mediocrity-bound hate monger, cheap political propagandist and a political idiot of the worst order, with the capacity to say this, in the morning, and that, at noon, and something else in the evening and beyond, with the same mouth on the same issue and similar circumstances. Hence his poor-quality gut-feel that tells him to ridicule Botswana’s food security to gain non-value adding political mileage in favour of Mugabe’s manslaughter house.

Moyo struggles in order to safe-guard his political resurrection at all costs. This confirms Jonathan Moyo to be a politically flimsy thinking, extremely over-zealous and excessively primitive professor who has sunk below the level of a dirty political clown. Disorderly brilliance could be a little worse than cancer of the mind.

Jonathan Moyo is a man given to ruffling feathers wherever he goes. He left the Ford Foundation in Kenya, a highly agitated institution. Wits University in wonderland, the Zimbabwean opposition, civil society and the media daily on the run, while his tongue that spits deadly venom stings like a viper, shook Mugabe’s stable so much that all the other favourite horses were thrown into great doubt as to whether they were still running the correct races on the right race course.

Even Zimbabwe’s multiple vice presidents had to hold tight to their positions to protect themselves from this excessively energetic minister without boundaries during his time in Mugabe’s cabinet. The entire cabinet protested loudly about this “mafikizolo” {late comer seeking to prevail over stalwarts}who was also of dicey liberation war credentials. To prop-up the Mugabe regime, the learned professor instituted “ the Black Americans for Hire” {BAH} project which entailed the twinning of ZANU PF with voodoo Afro-Americans for the purposes of securing cheap international publicity as an effective cover-up strategy of Mugabe’s human slaughter house.

It would not be outrageous to describe Professor Jonathan Moyo as a failed political imbecile whom, like his “come-back” master, Robert Mugabe, hinges on rural idiocy in Tsholotsho district as an independent Member of Parliament. It would be a value-adding exercise to inform Moyo in clear words and in clear language that, like other professors do, he must be disciplined enough to learn to engage his brains before recklessly putting his tongue into top gear.

Moyo remains an out-going, go-getter political monkey of many letters but wields zero political civilization if his severely uncalculated indulgence is anything to be gone by. This, inevitably, leads to his being an internationally politically despised political loose-canon that has so far, gathered no moss. He has sunk to the level of a common political hooligan from whom communities must be protected.

The bilateral relations that he attempts to hold the government of Botswana to ransom over, will, at no time, be seen to out-weigh issues of the respective country’s national security, and, one wonders who, in the SADC and the AU would appoint a spokesperson from a troubled terrorist regime. Moyo is obviously a self styled such regional spokesperson

Reginald Thabani Gola is a Zimbabwean political analyst, civil society and human rights activist.