Posted by YOU HAVE TO BE 18 AND OLDER TO READ THIS WRITE UP!
Well, I have to admit that in recent times – I have gotten way quieter on the issue of sexuality. Not really because I do not want to talk about sex but rather because I did not know how to approach it, talk about it in a way that is realistic, pleasing and isn’t just attention gathering. In the past couple of months, I have gotten several emails about the issue I am about to write on and these emails have been urging me to discuss this. Yes, basically, we will be talking about sex toys.
A Brief History On Sex Toys:
Clicking on this link takes us to a brief history of sex toys. We see that porn existed in prehistoric times (before Christ’s time) and the Dildo isn’t a recent invention but existed in 1400. Read up on it, I found these facts to be quite interesting.
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What do these sex toys do?
a) Clitoral stimulation
b) Gspot stimulation
c) anal stimulation
d)penis, testicle, nipple stimulation
e) multiple orgasms (*****)
f) different sexual positions.
Interestingly, when people talk about sex toys – they often stop at the vibrator, cock ring or dildo but there are more sex toys than these. Do your research and let me know (pamelastitch@zimbabwemetro.com).
I am sure many of you are wondering why I will like to discuss this. Well, beyond, the fact that I have received several mails about this issue but I often read funny comments on facebook regarding sex toys, dildos and vibrators in particular, that I thought it best to address this.
I remember, talking to a good friend a couple of years ago and asking him, how he will feel, if he came into his apartment and saw his gf/ fiancee using a sex toy (let’s say a dildo) – he stated categorically that the relationship will be over because he feels that the woman is cheating with him with that toy. Guys, do you agree with his analysis?
Religion and Sex Toys:
Often, I feel that the church is quiet about certain aspects of sexuality. This and masturbation being two major areas that there is complete silence from religious institutions on. For those that use sex toys, they state that by using sex toys – they are not fornicating and as such they are keeping to the letter of their religious institutions. On the contrary, others argue, that by using sex toys – they are performing lustful acts which are in the same category with fornication and such its use is a huge no! no! What do you say about that?
Diseases!
You know my write up will not be complete unless I talk about STDS. Proponents for the use of sex toy state that if more people used these toys – there will be less STDS out there because there is no transfer of sexually transmitted diseases either via sperm or saliva? Do you agree with their analysis?
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Advantages of sex toys:
a) Enhances communication between you and your partner particularly if used in the right way, that is, openly.
b)Enhances your sex life with or without a partner.
c) They also make a great substitute partner for periods when one is in between sexual relationships.
d) Sex toys allow men and women to tap into creative sex.
Well, I really don’t know. But I will like to know this, if I or someone you knew, came up to you and told you that they were going to purchase a sex toy will you support them?
I will end my write up with this:
you can write me at pamelastitch@zimbabwemetro.com
God gave us natural toys…….boobs & balls…….we should use them wisely ……these external stuff are freaky……and you end up doing weird unnatural stuff….demonic….
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chimwe chakazo wanikwa chakafa nazvo zvitambo zvemagetsi zviri pama privates manje so………….
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Pammy Pammy Pammy
Sexy Toys, sounds tempting but not good for everyone out there though.
Part 1.
Sex Toys are only good, I repeat, only good for people whose organs are no-longer functioning the way they will expect them to be functioning. Then it’s good to bring in a sex toys to help that is if the woman is willing to have some disgusting, cold penis shaped foreign objects shoved into her privates. That is if she is not going to be addicted to it and leave your sorry ass.
Part 2.
Sex Toys are only good for you if you are married to a progressive woman or a progressive girlfriend as your partner. Progressive women will treat it as a tool to be used only in the presents of their partner and with their partners help to make it more fun and avoid a guilty conscience later on. They will not take it as a sign of weaknesses to their partner and will just treat it as additional pleasures.
The down side of using toys is that it does not make most women value a man anymore. It’s just like men, when we masturbate a lot and you get addicted to it because its less costly if you are not married, taste better than a woman if done right, shuuuu, I will forget about females too right. Its psychological, you do not have to think about it. You go and respect where you get your pleasure most. That is why you see some married men get caught masturbating in the shower yet his pretty wife is just in the next room in bed. It’s because we value where we get most of our pleasure most. That is why some men vachituka amai vake nekuda kwemukadzi. Zvinonaka zvinhu izvi naturally.
So why bring in toys if mitezo yako are still functioning well. Raw one brings togetherness and a long lasting relationship. But if you are suffering from impotent, then you need it my dear friends.
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chimwe chaka wanikwa chakafira mu kabati …………..hanzi kinky sex
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CDE, Zvazvaita, you gave me a nice chuckle there. co-workers thought I was crazy.
Kinky sex!!!!!
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@ Pammy, I take it in jest when you said that one had to be over 18 years to read this; come on, what have you written that is beyond someone 17 years and under, seriously, I really want to know? If you are writting from Yonkers, it is obvious that being 18 and over is moot, as those teenagers in Yonkers probably know far much more than Tete vako!!!! LoL
@ Parks. Zvisinei hazvo, ngoma ndiyo-ndiyo! Parks bhururu wangu; sex toys are GOOD. End off. It’ got nothing to do with malfunctioning phallus or pum-pum, and if you ask any right thinking woman, (never mind the gay women) nothing quite beats the real thing, but when you can’t get some, then well shandisa tsuro!! So a woman using aides to stimulate/pleasure herself is not necessarily looking at cutting out the real deal, pamwe she is on a business trip, and doesn’t want to stray, or she just is not looking for a relationship, from man or woman, (you never know these days kudivi kwemakarwe where we now call home!!) therefore “tsuro chiwororo for her”.
I am not bragging here,I used them before with one chick: MAGETSI SHASHA, and she was BLACK, and from cribb too!!!! Sahwira Parks; all a woman wants is for her man to be confident and secure in himself, therefore the issue of toys is not about replacing/substituting, usapotse zhira now, it is about ENHANCING the experience. Trust me brethren, even sisters (from the motherland at that, because I KNOW!!!), will never shy away from things that will only enhance and make the experience exhilirating. A lot of us brothers from the motherland are intimidated by these things, but believe me, and you can cross reference this on the internet (google), phallus like objects made of polished granite have been discovered in ruins littered across sub-Sahara including Zim!!!!!! As you rightfully put it Parks, so long as things are done in a solid relationship, it can only make the experience so much better.
Do not fret that the sisters will think what kind of freak are you going on about toys, they themselves are TWICE as freaky, especially now that many of them are in the diaspora where they’re liberal about these things, musharukwa, I say go for it you won’t go wrong!!!
@ Zvazvaita; maruva chete vano gwinwa nemagetsi “etsuro”. For goodness sake how daft are you to get electricuted using a vibrator?
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Ahhhhhhhh Simbimbino,
Ndiri kusasa yakato tambika ku Germany uku.
Hanzi shasha yaka wankiwa ie matambo pa blambi ne chimuchina chayaka gadzira yega whi he called the ORGASMATRON ……….. At the same time porn yaitoplaya zvayo pa tv.
i,M SURE HE CAME AND WENT AT THE SAME TIME
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INI HANDIDI HANGU
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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh, ma-1 shasha Zvazvaita. Mufesi uyo anga ari dhinga. Orgasmatron kudii, dzegwa chete!!! But anyway inotambika shasha.
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Ko mumwe mukadzi akazogemuka mu supermarket kwa kurovera pa masherufu.
MaParamedics akabva auya.
Vakuona kuti munhu agemuka nekuti anga achifamba akapferka brugwa rekwa Anne Summers rine Rabbit yakasonererwa. Saka uku aiita shopping uku achizvi kofta zvake (Or better still achi lazwa ne karabbit kake).
Manje akazoti OWUYA ZVINO RABBIT YAMUKWAPAIDZA, ndiye kushaya control nekugemuka staight gotsi Nguuu pasherufu yevanhu.
Maparamedics vakamuudza …Hanzi pfekera brugwa rako mumba iri. Kwete kufamba uchizvi spaka like this ………………Not goood for your health.
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Ase Zvazvaita, pekutanga nyaya dazko dzanga dziri plausable, manje-soh; aaaahhh ini handisina chokwadi nadzo? Apa shasha wakusona mabhodhoro, that’s all I can say.
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yakatambika iyi…….
People do the weirdest of things in the western world.
Hapan ari mulanso akainzwao nyaya about 3 years ago?
the truth is stranger than fiction, just like that other guy who was caught trying to have sex with a bycicle ………..now you tell me.
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Our African tradition does not have these toys. Toys are for Western women who have no partners or whose partners are no longer up to the job of satisfying them. Living and settling in foreign countries does not mean you should copy their ways; stick to your own morals and values.
If you are a lady failing to hitch a man ask your parents to sort out the problem; maybe unenge wakaiswa chikwambo. If a man is giving you proper service there is no need for these crappy toys. Are you going to get the same toy to give you a baby?
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Ngaichisiya matambo
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